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Anyone in Hollywood attempting to make a "Red Sonja" film better remember five things 1) The actress playing the role has to be at least 5 feet 9 inches tall. Anyone in the 5 feet 5 inch or less range won't be able to swing a sword bigger than a butter knife. 2) It ain't "Red Sonja" unless she wears the chain mail bikini. What the heck were they thinking for the Brigette Nielsen movie? Practical? Pffft...if it isn't better looking than Xena's outfit, send it back to the drawing board. 3) Real women have curves. Red Sonja is a woman. Ipso facto, Red Sonja has curves. The actress better not look like she eats lettuce all day. It's the Age of Conan; these guys eat BEEF at least three times a day, sometimes uncooked and while the beast is still moving... 4) Brazil's number one export is the most incredible looking women on the planet. Adriana Lima and Raquel Welch are proof of that. Must be something in the water... 5) Hire Sam Raimi to direct, after he finishes producing/directing/writing the 9,427,326 projects he's committed or rumored to be involved with.

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Taken: December 12, 2009
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